“Look at the bell curve, Boss.  That’s the normal distribution of intelligence in the population.  Half the people…

Mitch grumbled to Jacob, “I can’t think.  It’s like I’m on a precipice where I can’t jump off…

“Oh, Ma, I’m so glad to see ya,” Buster said to his mother, Agnes. “And on Mother’s Day,…

“I dunno,” Leo said when the officer asked him who Marcus Trumbley was. “His name’s on the credit…

“With my check from Uncle Joe, I could almost buy two of these,” Abigail told the salesperson at…

“We store humans ‘til they die, however long it takes.”  Oh, that’s not what the ad for Silver…

I entered “downtown government complex” as the destination in the Uber app and tapped “Confirm,” resulting in a…

After January 6, 2021, the FBI went through my neighbor Jeremy’s emails and texts.  They found the following…

“Your grandmother says they used to call people like us, ‘The Silent Majority.’  We were a big majority,”…